The Real Vocaloid Rpg

"Kaito, have you seen Haku? She's usually getting over a hangover right now..." Luka glanced at the clock. 3PM. "Did you check the bathroom?" "Of course I checked the bathroom. Bakaito." "YOU'RE NOT NICE." Kaito stormed out of the room. "God, Onii-chan is f$%#ing retarded..."

Luka walked into the kitchen, where Meiko ((unclaimed characters will be god-modded until claimed)) was making lunch. "Mei-chan, did Haku come home last night?" Meiko dropped a leek. "Well, um, I mean, I left Bar Hatsune a little bit before her, but uh, I'm sure she came home safe..." Just as Luka was about to speak, Len cane storming down the stairs, wearing a princess gown. "Just let me do your hair!" Rin called, from the top of the stairs. "No!" Len shouted. "C'moooonnn!" Rin pleaded. "I hate this place!" Len said, his voice cracking, as he pushed past Meiko and Luka.

"Len? Len!" Luka grabbed Len's arm. "Don't look at me! I AM NOT A SHOTA!" Len tried to break free, but Luka's grasp was too strong. "Len-kun!" Luka yelled, grabbing a leek off the counter and hitting Len with it. "Where is Haku?" Len looked at Luka, and slowly lowered his gaze. "Len-kun!" She smacked him again, this time harder. "Where is she?!" "I don't know, probably drunk in a ditch or something!" Luka scowled, and released Len.

"Yaranaika!" Kaito fell down the stairs, singing. "Yaranaika!" "Onii-chan... Are you drunk?" Len peered at Kaito suspiciously. Kaito hiccupped, and put his arms around Luka and Meiko. "Ladies?" "As if, you smell like cheap booze and applesauce." Luk crossed her arms. "Wait..." Meiko sniffed. "Kaito! Did you get this from Haku's room?!" Kaito laughed.

Miku was in the kitchen trying to not hear the others fighting. She was sat on a chair, pushing it back and forth, she was bored. She then saw Meiko drop a leek that then landed on the floor. Miku jumped off the chair and grabbed it, and washed it off in the sink with cold water before taking a bite out of it. She started chewing it in her mouth, the flavour was mouth watering for her, it tasted so very good.

Haku was gone again, that was the only thing she heard while thinking about the taste of the leek and forgetting about everything aronud her. But when she was finished, she was back in the real world, in a house full of shouting and screaming. Her eyes opened up, and filled up with rage. Her hands started to shake and her legs too. Until she just couldn't hold in all the anger anymore.

"Will you all shut up!!?" She screamed into the air.

Everyone was quiet. Except for drunken Kaito. "Heyyyyy girlie, just relax, yaranaika baby!" "YOU SICK BASTARD!" Len, Luka, and Meiko yelled in unison, as they held Kaito back. "Eh, come on, Miku..." Len took Miku's hand and pulled her outside, as Meiko and Luka continued to punch Kaito.

"You can't hit on a little girl like that, man!" Punch. "Bakaito!" Slap. "I'll teach you to pedo our little diva!" Kick. "I loved you!" Silence. Both Meiko and Kaito stared at Luka. "Uh, I mean, I...." Luka ran out of the house, passing Len and Miku on her way to the forest.

((I just want to say that Uboa/Kaito and I both completely godmod each other's characters, just FYI.))

"You didn't need to go all hero like that Len, I can defend myself. I'm sixteen. I'm not a kid anymore." Miku told him while pushing his hand away from her.

"I just wanted to help," he explained.

"Then stop helping. I might be young but I'm strong, remember that next time you try doing something like that, Len."

She then walked off down the road without looking back.

"Arg. Stupid man, thinks he's better than me." She said to herself as she continued down the road.

Luka could hear footsteps behind her. She turned around. "Miku? What's wrong?" She walked up closer to her. "Did Len tell you?"

"Tell me what?" Miku replied.

"Miku... Len cares about you. A lot. I know he can be kind of awkward sometimes, and he teases you a lot, but he loves you, Miku. Just... Please, cut him some slack. You're his first love, and dealing with this can be hard, believe me. It's not easy to live under the same roof as the person you love, especially when they have no idea. And then to see Kaito act that way towards you..." Luka shuddered, remembering how Kaito acted toward Miku. Sure he was drunk, but Meiko always says that drunk people only do what they want to but can't when sober. Was he attracted to Miku? "The point is, Len loves you, Miku. It's no secret."

"I know. But he doesn't need to act like a hero like that. And I've got use to Kaito's.... Drunkness, that I don't need someone stepping in when he does act that way towards me. Luka, it's just been so boring and loud lately that I was thinking of maybe taking a holiday alone for at least a week or more. Just to get away from this place." Miku explained.

"Oh great! NICE GOING, KAITO." Meiko said sarcastically. "What did I do?!" Kaito said, his buzz wearing off. "Your idiocry rubbed off on Luka! It's contagious!" Meiko flailed her arms in the air. Kaito couldn't tell if she was serious or not. "What are you talking about, Mei-chan?!" He stood up and wiped his hands on his torso. "Have you no shame?! You dirty little ecchi!" Meiko threw a leek at Kaito and laughed. "Yaranaika! Haha!" "Mei-chan... You're scaring me..." Kaito said soflty as he backed away. "Tell me, how ARE you such a chick magnet? You really do have no shame..." Meiko sighed. "Kaito. Find Luka. Talk to her. I don't care what you say, just say something." Meiko looked incredibly serious as she stood up. "Well, ta-ta, see you at dinner, bye now!" And with that she pushed him out the door without haste.

Luka just stared at Miku. What was she supposed to say? "Miku, you don't... Dislike, being around us, do you? I mean, sure, it is very loud around the house, and everyone can get a little annoying, but at the end of the day, I can think of no other place I'd rather be. You, Meiko, Rin, Len, and even Kaito, you all are my family, and I love all of you." Luka's eyes began to water. "And I-I hate the thought of you being unhappy. So if there is anything you need... I can try to get everyone to be quieter, just... P-please don't leave us?" Luka started to sob uncontrollably, as she hugged Miku, practically suffocating her with her boobs as it started to rain.

"Luka! Miku!" Luka let go of Miku and squinted to see through the rain. A blueish figure became visible. "Kaito?! Go home!" Luka yelled, wind slapping her face. "Luka! I love you!" Kaito continued to run closer. "I said GO HOME." Luka pretended to not hear what he had just said. Kaito ran up to Luka and embraced her. For a moment, she was too shocked and in love to do anything, but when she remembered what he said to Miku, she kicked him in the crotch. "Dont touch me!" she shouted, and ran back to the house.

"God, I hate him so much..." Luka trudged through the mud. "Thinks he can justify acting like thatt by saying he loves me..." She kicked a rock. "He doesn't know what love is!" She screamed, and swung the door open, leaving wet footprints on the carpet. "Aww dude, seriously?! I just cleaned that floor!" Meiko sighed and slowly started cleaning again. Luka went up the stairs and to her room, but as she layer her hand on the door knob, she felt sick. She vomited all over herself and the door, fell over, and knocked herself out from the door knob.

"Luka? Luka!" Kaito ran after Luka, blinking away tears. He walked through the already open door to see a very drunk Haku sleeping on top of a very irritated Meiko. "Uh... A little help?" Kaito ignored her. All that mattered right now was finding Luka.

He ran up the stairs to see Luka, unconsious, and coveted in vomit. "Luka?!" He kneeled next to her and lifted her head. He put his lips on hers and gave her mouth to mouth. Even soaking in throw up, her lips were as soft and sweet as he had imagined so many times. Luka's eyes opened, but Kaito didn't notice. When would he get another chance to kiss Luka?

"Kaito..." Luka spoke softly Into Kaito's mouth. "Yes?" He gently pulled his mouth away. "Get my vomit off your face." She stood up, and walked to the bathroom. Kaito just sat there, dumbstruck. What had he done wrong? He squeezed his eyes shut and started to cry.

"You asshole, do you even know how much Haku weighs, and how hard it was to get her off-- Woah. Dude." Meiko said, approaching Kaito. "What happened to YOU?" Kaito lifted his head and looked at Meiko, tears and vomit running down his face. "Why does Luka hate me?" Meiko opened her mouth to speak, but couldn't sat anything. "Mei-chan? Why aren't you saying anything?" Meiko squatted and put her hand on Kaito's back. "Listen. I can't promise you that Luka will ever tell you how she feels, and I definitely can't promise that Luka doesn't have any negative emotions towards you right now, but what I can promise, is that she does NOT hate you." "Then why is she so nice to everyone except me?" Meiko stood up and smirked. "Because she wants to f$%# you."

Luka went to the downstairs bathroom, as the upstairs one was occupied, and showered. She cried as the madly hot water shot at her bare skin like little knives. "Everything about you now, I hate, but that's a lie..." she soflty sang. "Because I actually... Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm~ mmm..." she continued to sing. "Everything about you know, I love, but that's a lie, because I actually... Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm..." She cried louder.

There was a knock on the door. "Luka! Are you okay?" Meiko called, as she opened the door. Meiko opened the shower curtain to see Luka hunched over, on the ground. "Aww, hon, what's wrong?" "Everything." Luka sniffed, still not look up. Meiko extended her arms to hug her, and Luka glomped her, sobbing wildly. "Luka... You don't hate Kaito, do you?" Luka was silent. "Luka?" Luka stood up, and looked away. "I admit, I have mixed emotions towards Kaito Shion..." She grabbed a towel, and wrapped it around her body. "Though I'm sure non of them are hate." She said softly. "Luka, you can't keep torturing yourself like this. Tell him. Tell him exactly how you feel. I'm sure he'd love to listen." Luka knocked a bunch of makeup off the counter. "No he wouldn't! He doesn't care, Meiko! Even if he did at one point, he doesn't now! I yelled at him for saving my life!" Luka cried even louder, and leaned face first against a wall, pounding it with her fist.

"L-Luka-chan? What's wrong?" Len slowly walked into the bathroom. Luka smiled at him. "Don't worry about it, Len. It's nothing. Really." She patted his head. "Did Onii-chan hurt you?" Len looked very serious. "No! No, of course not. I'm just, uh, PMSing, now go play with your sister." Luka squeezed past Len and walked up the stairs to her bedroom, where Kaito was still sulking. The vomit had been cleaned up, but he was still crying. "Kaito, I..." Before she could say another word, Kaito stood up, grabbed her, and kissed her. "Eh?!" Luka screamed, and started pounding his back, until she finally calmed down, and kissed him back. This was a moment she had dreamed about many times, buy never thought it to be possible!

Kaito took his mouth away from hers, and stared into her eyes. Luka could feel herself blushing, and, without thinking, buried her face in Kaito's chest. "I love you."

"I love you too."

Haku had more dreams, of alcohol. Wine bottle after wine bottle, cask after cask. Mead. Beer.
Everclear. Hops. Grapes. Potatoes. Rice. Honey. Distilleries, and production facilities. She moved over slightly,
her face pressed against her arms, and turned around. The room's window looked onto a cherry blossom
that cast shadows of many leaves over her and that table, in a square of silver light. They didn't touch the dressers,
or the cabinets, that just sat in darkness. While the dressers held her melancholy selection of clothes in a fairly large wardrobe,
the cabinets held plates and bottles of sake and various other alcoholic beverages. She just slept in the room,
while her housemates continued to talk for a while, and other than that only the sound of the house cat scratching a table could be heard. It scratched. She slept,
and the people talked. And in the outdoors it simply rained. It was a nice home.

(only thing wrong is the page width should be smaller, so paragraphs are easier to do, they get too long on the sides I think)

"What took you so long?" Kaito hugged Luka tight, when suddenly... "GET OFF OF LUKA-CHAN, YOU PERVERT!" Len jumped on Kaito's back and scratched his face. "Len! Len, stop it!" Luka grabbed Len, and tried to pull him off. "He was gonna touch you, Luka!" Len started punching Kaito. "No he wasn't, Len! Just get off of him, please!" "NO, HE IS GOING TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU, I CANT ALLOW THIS!" Len started pulling on Kaito's scarf, choking him. "Stop!" Luka screamed at the top of her lungs. "Len... It's sweet that you protect all of us girls, but we aren't helpless. So please just... Don't hurt him anymore. Please." Len looked at Luka, wide eyed. "Luka... I'm sorry, it's just... You don't know what he says about you!" "What are you talking about, Len?" Kaito looked at him. "Oh um... Rin and I... Kiiiinda went through your stuff... And uh... Found your diary... And your fan fiction..."

"What?!" Kaito grabbed Len by the shoulders. "That is personal! Nobody is supposed to see that! Why would you go through my stuff like that?!" Len started pouting. "Kaito! Put him down!" Luka grabbed Kaito's arm and pulled. Kaito let go, and started crying. "Dont hate me, Luka..." "Why would I hate you?" She smiled at him. He didn't say anything. "Len, let's keep the contents of Kaito's writing between you, him, and Rin, okay? Nobody else needs to know about it."

"Could you please excuse us, Len?" Luka smiled, as she pulled Kaito into her room.

"Luka... You aren't curious about any of that?" Kaito asked, as he sat down on Luka's bed. "Of course I am. But it's not my business." Luka opened a drawer in her desk, and threw papers around the room. Kaito noticed his name on a few of the flying papers. "Ahh, here it is." She handed a light pink paper to Kaito.

"Everything about you now, I hate, but that's a lie, because I actually, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm~ mmm..." Kaito read Luka's Vivaldi handwriting. "Everything about you now, I love, but that's a lie, because I actually, mmm mmm mmm mmm." Kaito read the rest of the paper. "Luka... Did you write this?" "You bet your ass." She leaned against her desk and crossed her arms.

"AHH PUT ON YOUR PANTS!!" Meiko ran in, with her eyes squeezed shut. "LUKA! WE HAVE AN INCIDENT! COME WITH ME, RIGHT NOW!" Meiko crashed into some of Luka's furniture and picked her up, eyes still shut, and ran out, crashing into the wall, then ran out, and opened her eyes. "Mei-chan, what's wrong?!" "It's Len! He's depressed, it's freaking me out!" Meiko carried Luka down the stairs, and to the downstairs bathroom.

"Len?" Meiko called, still carrying Luka. "LEAVE ME ALONE." Len's voice cracked through the door. "Len! It's Luka! Please, unlock the door!" Silence. "...okay." "Honestly..." Meiko sighed. "Len..?" Luka slowly walked in, where Len was making a Miku doll out of a plunger. "I just love her so much... She thinks I'm an ass." "No, no, she just... Deals with people that claim to love her a lot, maybe she's just cautious?" Luka rubbed his back and smiled. "Where is she?" Len sniffed. "I uh, actually don't know... I'll call her, okay?" Luka dialed Miku's number in her cell phone and waited for an answer.